Mission Statement and The Miserable State of the World...I believe this is what you would call an overview?

Mission Statement: We promise that, as two concerned teenagers, it will be our job to bring you all the facts about our chosen topics, and spin thim in such a way that allows us to have fun with it. We also promise to keep you well imformed on all the current events....unless of course we're busy saving the world from the diabeetus man, as featured here;




...after seeing that, you'll forgive us for any abandonment.

.:The Miserable State of The World:.

So as our first blog, we decided to give you a brief overview of the sorry state our planet is in.

The first issue we would like to bring to the table is that of the war in Iraq. That is, you know...only a few major countries around the world kinda sorta barging into a foreign land and distrupting the inhabitants in a futile attempt at finding weapons of mass des---trying to establish democracy.

Next, global warming. Who DOESN'T enjoy summer, ALL THE TIME!? Who cares if the polar bears are drowning? Better them than us, right? They're pretty scary, anyways.

Third on the docket is the lovable Koreas. North Korea, specifically. They're pretty friendly people, and I admire their ability to engage in world affairs. Also, nukes. Don't worry about those, though.

Fourth but not least, because that's the next one is Obama. We support him, but not his condoms that were being sold in Times Square under the slogan "For hard times!" That was a rather...scarring experience.

Finally...for now at anyways, is Stephen Harper and his classy taking of the host and storing it away. Obviously, he was going to donate it to some starving child in Africa. There's no other explanation, this is the only thing that makes any sense whatsoever.

Now...we leave you for tonight. More specific issues, and lulz, are on the way.

Signed:

The enlightened ones.